doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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