turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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