do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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