I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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