Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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