did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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