So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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