Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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