Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
50% drunk capacity currently
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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