hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
