went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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