this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
and she was petting her beer can
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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