Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Sponge bath it is.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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