Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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