Your face is a jimmy john
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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