: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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