my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just want to make out with him forever
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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