Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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