i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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