Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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