Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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