We won't sleep together?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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