I'm sorry my penis didn't work
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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