Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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