Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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