woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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