did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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