at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Im part way to drunk.
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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