I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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