what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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