Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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