my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
they're like a gay fantastic four
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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