i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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