they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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