We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So squirting runs in the family.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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