Just fell off a train. Bad.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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