i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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