I accidentally had phone sex last night
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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