Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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