i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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