if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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