Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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