Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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