his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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