Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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