hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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