if you like me you must not know who I am
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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