And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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