i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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