i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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